File:The Posh Breakdown of Cinematic Entertainment That Is Free of Charge

Good morrow, fellow comrades. Allow me to introduce myself. I go by the name "Cinematic Entertainment That Is Free of Any Charge," although I prefer to just be called Movie Free, as that is much easier and shorter to say. As this is a commercial that is meant to air on television, I am required by law to advertise my product, so allow me to ask a question, if, of course, thou do not mind. Hast thou ever dreamed of gaining a motion picture, typically made for cinema or any kind of digital media, but since typically they are put up for retail with a price, thou must use up a portion of thy wealth to gain it? Fortunately I, Movie Free, have a solution to this situation. Considering my name, I will allow thou to gain the motion picture very much desired free of charge, but the process requires that thou use a device, typically a personal computer or a mobile cellular device. To gain access to the film thou desires, simply open up a web browser, and type in www.moviefree.com. this of course will allow thou to watch said film free of cost. However, if thou is perfectly fine with using thy wealth to gain access to thy motion picture desired, then I am very sorry, but I must murder thou, as what thou are doing goes against what was advertised. Fare thee well.